Product Overview
Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Color: Parchment
Features:
- The Shakespearean Insults Dish Towel is ripe with jibes, abuse, and the wittiest snubs from the brilliant mind of William Shakespeare.
- Always grumbling and gripping while you clean up after others in the kitchen? Expand your vocabulary with such creative put-downs as "foot-licker," "beetle-headed," and "Banbury cheese."
- Made from 100 percent cotton and featuring a quick-drying hanging loop.
- The perfect present for disgruntled sous chefs, grumpy tavern owners, and anyone with good taste.
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Details: Provide the feast! And bid the guests! They have a plentiful lack of wit. Now get thee hence to entertain your company. With friends like yours, you'll need plenty of these high-brow low-brow taunts of the Bard's. On the Shakespearean Insults Towel we feature 34 of them - and we only tell you that to prevent you taking off your shoes to count.
UPC: 850057608243
EAN: 0850057608243
