Product Overview
Brand: Gears Out
Features:
- BECAUSE AN EMPTY COLON IS WORTHY OF CELEBRATION – Sweet relief! You finally dropped four pant-sizes in one soul-rejuvenating sitting. Grab some moist I Pooped Today Wipes, and raise your triumphant arms to the sky!
- ALWAYS BE READY, BECAUSE THE TIME WILL COME – All those beans have to go somewhere! A pack of I Pooped Today Wipes can help you through that glorious moment when shit finally happens. Be ready at work, the supermarket, carpool lane, or anywhere else those fiber pills kick in. It's always a good idea to carry a pack of these hilarious, discreet, travel-sized wipes just in case some magic happens. *NOT FOR USE ON SENSITIVE SKIN*
- HILARIOUS UNISEX GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND COWORKERS – Anyone who has ever begged their bowels for a decent-sized turd will love this weird gift for adults. Give all those poop warriors on the front lines a pack of useful I Pooped Today Wet Wipes.
- A HEALTHY DOSE OF POTTY HUMOR FOR THE FIBER-RICH CROWD – Not only is this funny poop gift sure to have your friends rolling with laughter, they’re also handy, powerful, cleansing wipes. Who doesn’t love a gift that’s hysterical and useful too?
- A WACKY, WEIRD GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: I Pooped Today Wipes are an unexpected and truly awesome addition to gift baskets, over-the-hill birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. They’re also an easy choice for retirement, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Secret Santa gifts, or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.
Details: I Pooped Today Wipes Congrats on Your Big Move! You don’t know the meaning of relief until your 5-day cold-streak on the porcelain throne has come to an explosive end. That toilet may look like a combat zone when you’re done, but that second and third flush are points of pride because you, my friend, just won the standoff with your colon! It’s time to grab your I Pooped Today Wipes and proudly cleanse your space like you cleansed your bowels! I Pooped Today Wipes are there to cheer you on after finally conquering the demon that’s been dwelling in your derriere. Each disposable cleansing cloth is durable to help you stay fresh after that epic booty battle. A Gift for Those Who FINALLY Dropped It Like It’s Hot Everyone knows at least one person who’s constantly washing down their extra-large fiber bars with a 32-ounce prune juice smoothie. This delightfully tacky poop gift will have folks doubling over with laughter instead of constipation pain, and you’ll win any gift-giving occasion. Filled with 15 wet wipes, this weird over-the-hill gift for adults is a fun and useful stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They’re also an easy choice for retirement gifts, over-the-hill gags, Secret Santa gift exchanges, or White Elephant parties. *FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY*
UPC: 663481464725
EAN: 0663481464725
